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Sassy Crystal Jars

Sassy Crystal Jars

$24.99 USD
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Choose Your Quote

Sometimes, healing comes with a little attitude.

These laser-engraved glass jars pack both sparkle and snark. Each one features a cheeky quote paired with hand-selected crystal chips to match the mood. Sealed with a removable cork and filled with approximately 3 oz of stone chips, they’re perfect for your altar, desk, or anywhere you need a boost of metaphysical sass.

Current styles:

  • F*ck Bad Vibes – Aventurine to deflect negativity and attract good luck.

  • Fxs to Give – Prehnite to encourage calm, clarity, and discernment (you’ve only got so many).

Add a little edge to your energy work, because sometimes, “good vibes only” just isn’t enough.

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